Happy Mother’s Day! Is everyone enjoying a day of pampering and being Queen of MommyDom?
We celebrate the Mother’s Day to show honor and respect to one of the most influential persons in our lives. Our Moms are there through thick and thin, sharing all joy and sorrows. But ya know, here at Mom Squad Central, we think this occasion of Mother’s Day would become a heckuva lot more fun if we add some humor to it. 🙂
Awesome Mom Quotes:
The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.”- John Fiebig
“I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”- Unknown
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Yes,” she replied. “But not the same ones.”- David Finkelstein
A little boy forgot his lines in a Sunday school presentation. His mother was in the front row to prompt him. She gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Her son’s memory was blank. Finally, she leaned forward and whispered the cue, “I am the light of the world.” The child beamed and with great feeling and a loud clear voice said, “My mother is the light of the world.” – Bits and Pieces, 1989
A teacher gave her class of second graders a lesson on the magnet and what it does. The next day in a written test, she included this question: “My full name has six letters. The first one is M. I pick up things. What am I?” When the test papers were turned in, the teacher was astonished to find that almost 50 percent of the students answered the question with the word Mother- Unknown
**taken from http://www.dayformothers.com/mothers-day-humour/index.html
The Answers to my survey question, Behind Every Happy Mommy Is….
Shannon: A strong support system
Cindy Kelley: A hardworking gal!
Carol Ann wrote: “…trail of dirty laundry? Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. ;)”
Sellabitmum: A large latte, no foam
Look What Mom Found: fistful of sedatives
Confessions of a Mom: Someone rubbing her neck and shoulders?
Anonymous: A large money tree
Shaunna from TuTu Awesome: a Grandmother saying ” I’ll take the kids for the weekend “.
Marina: A happy kid!
The Stages Of Motherhood:
4 Years Of Age – My Mommy can do anything;
8 Years Of Age – My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot
12 Years Of Age -My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age -Naturally, Mother doesn’t know that, either
16 Years Of Age -Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned
18 Years Of Age -That old woman? She’s way out of date
25 Years Of Age -Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 Years Of Age -Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion
45 Years Of Age -Wonder what Mom would have thought about it
65 Years Of Age -Wish, I could talk it over with Mom
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
**Sunday Spotlight will resume normal scheduling next Sunday.