THE REAL MOMS FOOD JOURNEY: The Cybex Monster

This week, I looked evil in the eye. It was cold. It was unbending

That evil is also-know-as The Cybex Elliptical Trainer.

I do believe that is the machine Shannon calls “The A$$ Master”.

For me, it was more like “Whup My A$$ Master.”

It had me at hello. I really wanted to tell it “goodbye” and after THREE AGONIZING MINUTES, I was panting like an old dog and contemplating a medic. Pretty mortifying. 

Damn. That thing is fierce.

It all started when I tripped into Snap Fitness, all happy-go-lucky, for my beloved Monday work-out with Amy of Sunlife Wellness. I felt good. I thought I had done well all week. I was anxious to get on the scale and review my progress….only there wasn’t any,… HUH! I gained two pounds???!!” (insert ego deflating noises here). What the??? Lies! Lies, I tell you!

Apparently if wasn’t just the Thanksgiving Turkey that got stuffed last week. *sigh*

“Did you exercise 4-5 times last week?”, asks Amy.

Ummm…er….*cough*cough*..NO.

Valuable lesson learned.

But this brings me to a specific point. In order to lose weight, especially as much as I have, excuse making and dickin-around is NOT a good thing. I need to kick it up a notch. No more casual strolling on the treadmill. I need sweat, pant, and burn some dang calories.

Like ASAP.

Amy had a great quote: “If you are serious about losing weight, you need to be prepared to be uncomfortable. You need to dig deep, and be committed. Do the work and do it all the way.”

Did I mention she’s an amazing trainer? If it wasn’t for her, I would have climbed off the A$$ Master after about 45 seconds, put on my coat, and  ran drove to Mickey’s for a sub. Not to gush, but she is totally worth every penny.

I loathe cardio. Cardio gives me gas. Cardio is a bee-atch. But cardio and I will become one, my grasshoppa, if I am to lose the Junk In My Trunk. The bat wings under my arms have gotta go too.

After I lumbered crawled heaved removed myself from the A$$ Master, Amy said this, “remember this feeling. The out-of shape-feeling. Because it will go away and it will give you a great benchmark for your future fitness.”

TRUE. In the meantime..it bites donkey butt.

I never want to feel this out-of-shape AGAIN. Ever.

So off I go! Re-newed in determination. I WILL have something GOOD to report next week. Not that this week’s lesson wasn’t good, I just want to see smaller numbers on the scale, dammit. I think I need to throttle back on the Humus.

And it’s all up to ME. I will git ‘er done.

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Keep fighting, my diet friends. We will complete this journey together, and be successful. Be mindful of what goes in your mouth, and MOVE. Sweat. Pant. Become “one” with cardio. She’s mean, but she’s necessary for weight-loss. Tell Fat To Fork-Off!

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4 Responses to THE REAL MOMS FOOD JOURNEY: The Cybex Monster

  1. Mary Aalgaard December 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm #

    Just keep pumping or running or lifting or whatever it is that gets you moving! You’re doing great!

  2. Christine Desmond December 2, 2010 at 5:26 am #

    Darn… (insert the “other” word here). I lost 65 lbs due to a close friend, the elliptical machine. I gained some of it back after having my 5th child at 40 yrs old, but I am still far under my weight before I kissed the elliptical hello. Don’t worry. It gets better. I would love to hold your hand during this painful process. My body has regressed a bit and could use the motivation & competition.

    🙂
    C

  3. shannon December 2, 2010 at 3:44 pm #

    Every time I enter the gym I wish for a sudden gush of molten lava to wipe out all of those black beasts!!!! I think the reason I hate the A$$ master is because it’s a big old slap of FAT across my face as to how out of shape I am and more so, how hard my heart has to work to carry this other person I carry on my back (yes, back fat, butt in front, thunder thighs, chinzzzz, it’s all bad!!!)

  4. Mom Squad December 4, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

    Christine: I had my last baby the day after my 40th b-day! Sister!

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